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August 12, 2017 07:48 AM in General Discussion

You made my driveshaft crank, made my pistons buuulllge, made ball bearings melt from the heeeeeaaaat!

Looking for mechanics
August 12, 2017 07:43 AM in General Discussion

If you haven't ridden through sketchy industrial parks at 12am high as a kite while dodging knife wielding meth addicts, with TOOL blasting in your ears, you haven't ridden a bike.

Favorite riding music
July 27, 2017 07:54 AM in General Discussion

There's a writer on mtbr that does (or used to do) a column on vintage mtbs. Check with him.

Tioga mtb
July 1, 2017 01:05 AM in General Discussion

Leader is dead, along with many other forms of degeneracy.

RIP Leader
June 2, 2017 08:03 AM in General Discussion

You can also use Paul hubs as mirrors for curbside (or trailside) body hair trimming. That's only with the polished aluminum though. If you get blacked out ones, well you're shi...

Omniums with Paul Hubs?
May 4, 2017 04:03 PM in General Discussion

The ideal stem length is whatever works best with your body proportions, ya shitcunts.

Is it necessary to slam the Stem?
April 18, 2017 12:02 AM in General Discussion

Wait, pedalroom is against slamming that stem now? What's next, riding bikes with brakes?

Is it necessary to slam the Stem?
March 30, 2017 03:06 AM in General Discussion

Spicers are above "beater" class, IMO. Hand made in the USA.

Spicer track bike.
January 17, 2017 04:54 AM in General Discussion

A 90's rigid mountain bike in decent shape. I rode the piss out of an old Trek 7000zx for years, I regret getting rid of it, actually. I think I paid like $150. Check your local...

need some help
January 14, 2017 06:47 AM in General Discussion

You can work out dents in steel tubes with radiused blocks and a vice or clamp: https://youtu.be/JTDeXG0kweA

Njs frames.
January 11, 2017 09:11 PM in General Discussion

Sorry guyz my account keeps getting hacked by Russia.

Njs frames.
January 11, 2017 04:44 AM in General Discussion

No but I saw a bum split another bums head in half with an axe, like a pumpkin, during a bum fight.

Njs frames.
December 28, 2016 08:37 AM in General Discussion

Keurig single cup coffee machine, to brew many cups of coffee to put my male enhancement hormones in. This helps me get big and strong.

Christmas presents
December 15, 2016 05:56 PM in General Discussion

How do you expect to become a titan of industry with that attitude? Pick the size that matches the length of your longshanks, and other proportions the best you can surmise, the...

cinelli mash histogram
December 15, 2016 05:48 PM in General Discussion

Ugh, no fuckin way, man. Those shoes are awful. His taste in lanterns, too.

good looking track frame set?
December 14, 2016 06:30 AM in General Discussion

Hey guys, I'm in the market for a new sexual partner. Someone that will make my dick hard, no blue hair, no nose barbell, no problem glasses.

good looking track frame set?
December 13, 2016 10:02 PM in General Discussion

Yeah, it might be real. What if Mr. Ciocc was just having a bad day when he stamped those letters? Maybe he walked in on his wife having a little riposo with local pool boy Nick...

Ciocc frame authenticity
December 12, 2016 09:22 PM in General Discussion

I like fenders and cold weather gear for rolling up and down earths terrain. Better yet, lose the fenders and smile the whole way. The spray that lands in your mouth will only i...

Rollers - Cheap Nashbar or TacX Antares?
November 24, 2016 08:37 PM in General Discussion

For that much you could build a machine that could help you disappear like you were never here. A long lived machine, the future supreme. Make sure to use foot retention, or you...

Help building up bike
November 12, 2016 09:07 AM in General Discussion

You got the new resistance model. The smart thing to do would be ride until your front tire sands down the fork. Then you'll have three things; More tire clearance, a lighter fo...

tire rubbing on fork
November 2, 2016 03:39 AM in General Discussion

This won't help make your bike great again.

Chinese carbon rim opinions.
October 29, 2016 03:21 AM in General Discussion

Where did you get that overnight bag?

fastest aluminium track frame
October 25, 2016 05:50 AM in General Discussion

A good wide bar is useful for a man who wants to impose his will more effectively on his bike. Stage yourself to exert your explosive power at just the right moment. Since using...

Thomson Titanium Worth $250?
October 15, 2016 06:27 AM in General Discussion

The mods will never delete my bikes. I donate large sums of money to the pedalroom foundation.

Mods?
October 4, 2016 07:59 AM in General Discussion

I've been beat all up and down my body. Purity of heart and strength of mind are invaluable when pushing through the pain and breaking barriers and shifting paradigms in an icon...

Pain?