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April 15, 2022 08:20 AM in Marketplace

New in box Surly Steamroller, Vladimir Putin edition. Proceeds go to help the Tzar's finest beat back the globohomo hordes in Eastern Europe.

FS: Surly Steamroller Russian flag edition 58cm
October 1, 2020 05:23 AM in Marketplace

Anyone? I really want to get into construction site jogging.

WTB: Ahmaud Arbery steel toe jogging boots
October 1, 2020 05:16 AM in Marketplace

That seat is racist. Oh, those hands molest asses because they're black? Really racist, bro. Next thing you'll probably tell me that black men rape or sexually assault about 40,...

September 30, 2020 04:09 AM in Marketplace

The frame is obviously heat damaged with the bent tubes

FS: Rychtarski 700/650c lo-pro frameset
September 29, 2020 05:23 AM in Marketplace

Yeah it was a one-off thing Surly did in honor of George Zimmerman, they made some in between sizes 58cm seat tube to center of bottom bracket.

FS: George Zimmerman Edition Surly Steamroller 58cm
September 27, 2020 02:30 AM in Marketplace

w/ optional jogging hammer

WTB: Ahmaud Arbery steel toe jogging boots
September 27, 2020 02:25 AM in Marketplace

NOS George Zimmerman Edition steamroller, color: gunmetal

FS: George Zimmerman Edition Surly Steamroller 58cm
September 24, 2020 08:57 AM in General Discussion

It's coastal fags like you that ruined Denver. Let's all hope a group of peaceful protesters burns down your house.

Sorry for the Absence
August 12, 2017 07:48 AM in General Discussion

You made my driveshaft crank, made my pistons buuulllge, made ball bearings melt from the heeeeeaaaat!

Looking for mechanics
August 12, 2017 07:43 AM in General Discussion

If you haven't ridden through sketchy industrial parks at 12am high as a kite while dodging knife wielding meth addicts, with TOOL blasting in your ears, you haven't ridden a bike.

Favorite riding music
July 27, 2017 07:54 AM in General Discussion

There's a writer on mtbr that does (or used to do) a column on vintage mtbs. Check with him.

Tioga mtb
July 1, 2017 01:05 AM in General Discussion

Leader is dead, along with many other forms of degeneracy.

RIP Leader
June 2, 2017 08:03 AM in General Discussion

You can also use Paul hubs as mirrors for curbside (or trailside) body hair trimming. That's only with the polished aluminum though. If you get blacked out ones, well you're shi...

Omniums with Paul Hubs?
May 4, 2017 04:03 PM in General Discussion

The ideal stem length is whatever works best with your body proportions, ya shitcunts.

Is it necessary to slam the Stem?
April 18, 2017 12:02 AM in General Discussion

Wait, pedalroom is against slamming that stem now? What's next, riding bikes with brakes?

Is it necessary to slam the Stem?
March 30, 2017 03:06 AM in General Discussion

Spicers are above "beater" class, IMO. Hand made in the USA.

Spicer track bike.
January 17, 2017 04:54 AM in General Discussion

A 90's rigid mountain bike in decent shape. I rode the piss out of an old Trek 7000zx for years, I regret getting rid of it, actually. I think I paid like $150. Check your local...

need some help
January 14, 2017 06:47 AM in General Discussion

You can work out dents in steel tubes with radiused blocks and a vice or clamp: https://youtu.be/JTDeXG0kweA

Njs frames.
January 11, 2017 09:11 PM in General Discussion

Sorry guyz my account keeps getting hacked by Russia.

Njs frames.
January 11, 2017 04:44 AM in General Discussion

No but I saw a bum split another bums head in half with an axe, like a pumpkin, during a bum fight.

Njs frames.
December 28, 2016 08:37 AM in General Discussion

Keurig single cup coffee machine, to brew many cups of coffee to put my male enhancement hormones in. This helps me get big and strong.

Christmas presents
December 15, 2016 05:56 PM in General Discussion

How do you expect to become a titan of industry with that attitude? Pick the size that matches the length of your longshanks, and other proportions the best you can surmise, the...

cinelli mash histogram
December 15, 2016 05:48 PM in General Discussion

Ugh, no fuckin way, man. Those shoes are awful. His taste in lanterns, too.

good looking track frame set?
December 14, 2016 06:30 AM in General Discussion

Hey guys, I'm in the market for a new sexual partner. Someone that will make my dick hard, no blue hair, no nose barbell, no problem glasses.

good looking track frame set?
December 13, 2016 10:02 PM in General Discussion

Yeah, it might be real. What if Mr. Ciocc was just having a bad day when he stamped those letters? Maybe he walked in on his wife having a little riposo with local pool boy Nick...

Ciocc frame authenticity